George Osbourne, getting into the spirit.
The Rt Hon George Osbourne delivered his budget yesterday. It was pretty exciting, just ask Ken Clark! George mentioned lots of different measures that will affect all aspects of people’s lives. However now is the chance to get the answer to the questions on everybody’s lips
”How the heck is the budget going to affect the Fancy Dress industry in the coming year?” Well below you will find the Answers.
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The Budget: 43 Tax reliefs are to be scrapped as part of simplification of the tax code.
Fancy Dress Affect: You can spend less time on your self assessment tax return and more time on planning your Fancy Dress party. Hooray!
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The Budget: For the first time people travelling by private jet will pay duty on flights.
Fancy Dress Affect: Expect less people arriving at your Fancy Dress Party by private jet.
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The Budget: £100 million set aside for repairing pot holes.
Fancy Dress Affect: That old excuse “sorry I’m late to the party but my taxi got stuck in a pot hole” will be a thing of the past.
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The Budget: Funding for 100,000 new work experience placements.
Fancy Dress Affect: Fancier Dress Staff member Eden originally came to us through a work experience placement so expect to see 100,000 more people like Eden up and down the country
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The Budget: Personal tax allowance to rise a further £630 to £8,015 in April 2012
Fancy Dress Affect: This measure is going to make the vaste majority of people better off to the tune of £45 , what better way to spend this extra money than on a fantastic fancy dress outfit!
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Thanks for reading and remember don’t think Fancy Dress, think Fancier Dress
eliza keating
March 24, 2011
This is very clever..wouldnt you like to see the whole cabinet dress up in the house of commons…they have aa head start as they all look like clowns anyway..Eliza Keating